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Having a beer with @toreyjelena98 🍻🍺
Ladies and gentleman, the most pathetic reaction in horror movie history
The longer you look at it the funnier it gets
It looks like it should be in High School Musical
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You guys
I think that, in order to get into coachella, they have to first, check that you have a Tumblr. Then they have to look at it, making sure it’s full of kittens, girls in sunglasses/flowers/naked, ironic words on dusk scenes. And all that other stuff.
So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people
Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea
BUT WHAT IF THERES A CURSE ON IKEA TOO. AND THEN ALL THE FURNITURE AT IKEA TURNS TO PEOPLE WITH BROKEN LIMBS AND MUSCULAR DISORDERS BECAUSE THE FURNITURE AT IKEA IS CRAP.
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#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
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